24 Similarities Between Girls and Fish 1. Both attracted to shiny objects 2. More fun to catch while drinking 3. Neither travel well, so best just to leave them 4. There’s others in the sea and/or bar 5. Three words: catch and release 6. They can’t go anywhere without their group 7. They just KEEP going to the bathroom 8. Easier to catch the weak ones (like going for two 4s instead of an 8 ) 9. They are oddly attracted to color 10. They want their mates to be big and strong 11. They get pissy if you grab their tail 12. Untrained dogs just don’t know how to properly catch or handle them 13. Both wild and farm raised have their benefits 14. When in the right establishment, you can choose the one you want from those behind the glass. 15. Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first 16. They keep opening their mouths, but nothing important comes out 17. They will suck up anything you drop infront of their mouths (High five!) 18. Neither can operate a vehicle 19. They both eat weird green stuff like seaweed 20. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they’ll go in life 21. They want the pretty plastic castle with a white picket fence 22. They never have to buy drinks 23. They both only care about their eggs 24. Can hook either with a great line -The Great Barney Stinson
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 08:08:24 +0000
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