25 Funniest Country Music Song Titles 1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause Im Kissing You Good-bye. 2. I Dont Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling. 3. If I Cant Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. 4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Dont Run So Were Even. 5. Mama Get A Hammer (Theres A Fly On Daddys Head). 6. If The Phone Dont Ring, Youll Know Its Me. 7. Shes Actin Single and Im Drinkin Doubles. 8. How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away. 9. I Keep Forgettin I Forgot About You. 10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aims Gettin Better. 12. I Wouldnt Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause Im Afraid Shed Win. 13. Ill Marry You Tomorrow, But Lets Honeymoon Tonight. 14. Im So Miserable Without You; Its Like Having You Here. 15. Ive Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin Over You. 16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, Id Be Out By Now. 17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Dont Love You. 18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him. 19. Please Bypass My Heart. 20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger. 21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat. 22. Youre the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure. 24. Shes Looking Better After Every Beer. 25. I Aint Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.
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