25 Lessons You Learn From Motherhood :) 6. When walking through your child’s bedroom at night, shuffle your feet along the floor to avoid stepping directly on the Legos which will cripple you. 7. You will realize your own selfishness and been forced to overcome it. Except when it comes to junk food, then you will hide and eat it in the closet. You are doing the children a favor by not allowing them to have such awful food, remember that. You are doing it FOR THE CHILDREN. 8. Related, you will one day give your child a baggie full of dry cereal to eat for breakfast as they run out the door to the bus stop, until that day happens you will be silently judging the other mothers whose kids you have seen clutching baggies of Froot Loops at the bus stop. You could stop that judging now, but why bother, you may as well bask in that feeling of superiority now while you can. I assure you, it will be short-lived. 9. Patience isn’t always something you feel, it is something you show. Sometimes that means you fake it. This is a good time to practice that Lamaze breathing that did nothing for you during labor. 10. Your children will want to “DO IT MYSELF!!” That is until they are capable of doing it themselves. Then they don’t want to. If only the Cozy Coupe car could be converted to a lawn mower. Three-year olds love to sweep and vacuum, so for a couple years you will have an area in your home that is approximately 3ft by 3ft that is extraordinarily clean. --cm
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