25 Thoughts Your Toddler Has Between 5AM-6AM 1. I know they can hear me 2. Why is nobody coming? 3. If you want me to escalate, Ill escalate. 4. Hello there. 5. Wheres Mommy? 6. I specifically asked for Mommy. 7. Go get Mommy. 8. Do you want me to escalate again? 9. Hi Mommy. 10. Why does she look so mad? 11. Shes taking me back to her room yay! 12. I love the family bed. I should spread out and take up as much space as possible. 13. Are they going back to sleep? 14. Lets see if I can balance with one foot on each of their heads. 15. Aggressively touching peoples eyelids is fun. 16. Do eyelashes come off? Theres only one way to find out. 17. Oh good, shes getting up. 18. Making her coffee before my breakfast. Thats a little rude. 19. Cheerios on a plate is a breakfast? 20. Shes not responding to all of my questions with grunts. 21. Its dark outside. Me: 1 Sun: 0 22. TV time! 23. Shes sleeping on the couch. Note to self: Try the eyelash thing again. 24. I wonder if shell make me some eggs? 25. I think that grunt meant no. - See more at: toddlersareaholes/2014/10/25-thoughts-your-toddler-has-between.html#sthash.yMohc6sj.dpuf
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 12:15:27 +0000
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