260: so its friday and my roommates gone. as usual i take my position and start touching myself. Im not even really paying attention after the first three or four times but since Ive been holding back all week i figure i might as well get it all out. i finish for the last time and stand up. disaster strikes. apparently id been missing the towel i put down on the floor and instead had created a gigantic minefield of spunk. which i immediately step in. my left foot skids out from under me and i go down into a nasty painful split. i scream, stumble to my feet and instantly put my other foot in it in my haste to stand. down i do again. this time i end up smacking the back of my head against the floor and almost black out. i shake my head clear, whimper to myself and try to crawl to an area i havent defiled. moral of the story: dont leave your roommate alone too long or they might end up chaffed, split, concussed and laying in a pool of their rapidly cooling unborn children.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 03:50:52 +0000
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