:3 13 problems that we encounter every day. 1) Forgetting to thank the bus driver and feeling like a terrible example of a human being. 2) Saying “honestly, it’s fine” to warn of your imminent meltdown. 3) “Excuse me, there’s a queue” only sounds ruder the politer you say it. 4) Knowing one person who only seems capable of making half-full cups of tea. 5) Missing today’s three seconds of daylight when you nipped to the loo. 6) Saying ‘Birmingham’ in general conversation and everyone saying it again in a dodgy Brummy accent 7) Over exaggerating everything, “I’m freezing” “I’m starving” “I’m dying” 8) I always thought air was free, then I bought a bag of Walkers crisps. 9) Walking into a small shop and having to take your hands out your pockets as you slowly walk out, just to avoid anyone suspecting you’ve stolen something. 10) The North/South divide is a real rivalry. The Midlands don’t exist. Pick a side 11) Being unable to turn and walk in the opposite direction without first taking out your phone and frowning at it 12) Repeatedly pressing the door button on the train before it’s illuminated, to assure your fellow commuters you have the situation in hand. 13) Feeling irked when someone joins you waiting by a Pelican crossing, and presses the button. Do they really think you haven’t pressed it?
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 19:59:04 +0000
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