30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid... *A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A few beers short of six-pack *A few peas short of a casserole *Doesnt have all his cornflakes in one box *The wheels spinning, but the hamsters dead *One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl *One taco short of a combination plate *A few feathers short of a whole duck *All foam, no beer *Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel *Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt *Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear *Couldnt pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel *Too much yardage between the goalposts *An intellect rivalled only by garden tools *As smart as bait *Doesnt have all his dogs on one leash *Doesnt know much, but leads the league in nostril hair *Elevator doesnt go all the way to the top floor *Forgot to pay his brain bill *Her antenna doesnt pick up all the channels *His belt doesnt go through all the loops *If he had another brain, it would be lonely *No grain in the silo *Proof that evolution can go in reverse *Receiver is off the hook *Several nuts short of a full pouch *He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 08:25:02 +0000
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