50 ways to be a spanner...number 42:.......Cant get over the fact that this actually really can happen......You know in the cartoons, where the guy steps on the rake and it smacks him in the face?? Well...I couldnt be caught that easily could I?? No of course not, in my case it had to be a bit special....I twist on the original if you will...In order to take one step closer to ultimate spannerhood what I had to do is this..... See the rake and think to myself ooooh dont wanna step on that, best move it pick the rake up and lean it up against the fence vertically and at a slight angle s it wont fall over.......then of course, forget about it...I mean why wouldnt you its in safe place and can cause no harm! Except that is when five minutes later your walking parallel to the fence bent over spreading grass seed and you step on the rake which promptly smack you in the SIDE of your head. See told you I was special............FFS
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 11:29:25 +0000
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