75 Profound But Really Strange Questions If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing Happy Birthday? If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk? If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? --Tom Robbins If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer? --Steven Wright If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesnt it reverse up and down? (Thanks, Robert A. Hinds) If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock? If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the back tossing a triangle in the air? --Steven Wright If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb? If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain? If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? --Harry Shearer If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? If an orange is orange, why isnt a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow? If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? If Barbies so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? (Thanks, Bob Hornal) If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary? If blind people wear dark glasses, why dont deaf people wear earmuffs? --Steven Wright If cats and dog didnt have fur would we still pet them? If corn cant hear, why does it have an ear? If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from? If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of? --Ashleigh Brilliant If flowers don’t talk back to you, are they mums? If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? --Steven Wright CLICK here for all 75:
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