8 things you should never post on Facebook: 1. Play by play of any sort (or sport). If I’m watching the game, I know that the replacement refs made a bad call. If I’m not, I don’t give a sheit. 2. Travel plans and pics. The whole point of going on vacation is to get away. So get away. 3. You kissing anyone. Even if she’s your long-term girlfriend! I think I just threw up in my mouth. **** 4. Wedding pictures (unless you’re the groom). It baffles me when people post engagement photos right after the question was popped, or when a wedding guest posts a picture of the bride before she’s had a chance to share pictures first. ***** 5. Baby pictures (unless you’re the father). Same deal. If you weren’t in the room, watching the wailing infant wiggle out of your wife’s vagina, you have no right to post a pic. ****** I understand the excitement of these occasions, but there are some things the guy who sat four rows behind you in freshman English class doesn’t need to know. 6. Someone else’s drama. So Joanie and Chachi are fighting. It’s no one’s bidness. We do this so we can feel like a part of something, or feel important in someone else’s life. But shouldn’t we let everyone tell their own story? 7. Your own dramas. So you and your girlfriend disagree on the urgency with which the dishwasher should be emptied. Yes, we all have opinions on that. But the only two that matter are yours and hers. 8. That you’re in love, or heartbroken, running 30 miles, eating grilled cheese for lunch, or having a miserable day. I want to embrace my own life, not be preoccupied with others and what they think of it. I’m not going to fool myself into thinking I truly have 400 friends. I don’t. I have maybe 40 who I would interact with offline, and if I want to share a big moment with them, I have their phone numbers. *******
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 06:37:03 +0000
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