A 6 year-old tells his 4 year old brother You know what? I think its about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. When we go downstairs for breakfast, Im gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass ok? The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, Aw hell Mom, I guess Ill have some Cheerios. WHACK!!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts, You can stay in there until I let you out. She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? I dont know, but you can bet your fat ass it wont be Cheerios.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 19:36:02 +0000
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