A 60 year-old obese woman, bored at home on a rainy Saturday night, discovers for the first time EARBUDS. iPhone earbuds. She likes the sounds she hears in her ears. She listens to the Moody Blues, Led Zeppelin and then she stumbles upon Michael Jacksons Billy Jean. The music is good. The video is his first time moonwalk on stage. Dressed in her flannel pajamas, she makes her move. She realizes that the fluffy kitty house slippers shes wearing will glide smoothly across the tile on the bedroom floor. Her husband is sleeping and the dogs wont tell. No one has to know. Moonwalking doesnt look THAT difficult. Yes, she just knows she can do it. Husband wakes up just as she does the grab the crotch move. He is astounded. She is embarrassed beyond all comprehension. The end.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 04:13:51 +0000