A 70 year old man went to his doctors office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow. The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctors office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: Well, doc, its like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing. The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor? the old man replied, yep, but no matter what we tried we couldnt get the DARN jar open!
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 03:22:33 +0000
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