A 7year-old and a 5year-old are raking the yard the 7year-old asks you know what? I think its about time we start learning to cuss. The 5year-old nods his head in approval. The 7year old continues, when we go in for breakfast, Im going to say something with Hell and you say something with Ass. The five-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, Aw Hell, Mom, I guess Ill have some Cheerios. WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, you can stay there until I say so! She then comes back downstairs , looks at the 5year-old and asks with a stern voice, And what do You want for breakfast, young man? I dont know, he muttered, But you can bet your Fat Ass it wont be Cheerios!! 😜
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 21:56:18 +0000
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