A Bears fan, a Packers fan, and a Vikings fan are all out walking one day and come across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out. The genie says since they all rubbed it, they each get one wish instead of the standard three wishes. The Bears fan says “I’m a farmer. My daddy was a farmer, and my grand daddy before him. I want my son to be a farmer to, so make all the land in Illinois fertile forever”. The genie claps his hands and says “Wish granted”. The Packer fan says, “I want a wall built around Wisconsin so that no inbred Bears fans or patsy Viqueens fans can ever come into our great state!”. The genie claps his hands and says “Wish granted”. The Vikings fan thinks for a minute and says, “Tell me more about this wall around Wisconsin you just made”. The genie says “Well it is 50 feet high and 10 feet thick. It surrounds the whole state, nothing can get in or out”. The Vikings fan says “Hmm, fill it with water”.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Sep 2014 18:51:49 +0000