A Blind man went to a restaurant. "Menu sir"asked the Owner. "Im blind just bring me one of your dirty forks,i will smell it and order." The confused Owner got a fork.The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. "Yes,i will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbealivable thought e Owner. The blindman ate and left. 2 WEEKS LATER,The blindman returned.The Owner wanted to see how good his smell is.Quickly he went to the kitchen where his wife FLORENCE was cooking. He said to her,"Do me a favour go and rub this fork all over your private part." His wife did just like that.He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it,put it on his nose and says,"Oh interesting,i never know Florence is working here"........Owner fainted.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:16:43 +0000