A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, Jump! Jump! Its your only chance to survive! The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away... the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. Cmon! Jump! You gotta jump! say the firemen to the Redhead. Oh.....no! Youre gonna pull the blanket away! says the Redhead. No! Its Brunettes we cant stand! Were OK with Redheads! OK says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, Jump! You have to jump! Oh no! Youre gonna pull the blanket away! says the Blonde. No! Really! You have to jump! We wont pull the blanket away! Not until you put the blanket down and back away! yelled the Blonde..............!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 06:34:09 +0000
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