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A Chinese walked into a bar in America late one night and saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph. Instead of giving him his autograph Spielberg gave him a hot slap and said; You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get out of here. The shocked Chinese man replied; It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese. Spielberg replied; Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all the same! The Chinese turned and gave Spielberg a hot slap and said; You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. Shocked, Spielberg exclaimed; It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me. The Chinese replied; Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you are all the same!
Posted on: Sat, 14 Jun 2014 05:34:44 +0000

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