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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and sees Steven Spielberg there. As the Chinese was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to Spielberg and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,... You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here. The astonished Chinese man replied, It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, It was the Japanese. Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, youre all the same, replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. Shocked, Spielberg replies, It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me. The Chinese replies, Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, youre all the same.

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