A Company wanted to employ for a Senior officer post in Abuja and after interviewing about 1000 candidates, 2 candi9dates came tops and the Company still only needed to take just one person. The three guys are Usman (Hausa), Segun(Yoruba) and Chibike ( Ibo) So one of the Manager decided to test them with one last Question. HR Manager: What is the Fastest thing in the world, you Segun Segun: Hmm, Sir the fastest thing in the world is the speed of light, It has been comfirmed and all theory attest to that. HR Manager: Hmm, Ok. what about you, Usman Usman: Hmm, Segun i sright, however the blibk of an eye is equally that fast because no one ever knows when they blink HR Manager: Thats an Interesting thot, What about you Chibike? Chibike: Ah, this is tough as both the speed of light and a eye blink are equally fast. However, there is nothing as fast as a watery shit, like when you have diarrhea HR Manager: Chibike, What on earth do you mean? Chibike: Sir, Let me explain, A Fortnight ago, i was at a friends place and i went to eat beans with salad and my stomach started purging, Sir, I decided to rush home, when i got home, Before i could put on the light or blink my eye, I don shit for body ;D Dont ask me who got the Job - You decide....hahahaha
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 19:00:01 +0000
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