A Cornish rugby fan is drinking in a Devon bar, when > > he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning > > from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for > > everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given > > birth to a typical Cornish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. > > > > Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 > > pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, Thats > > about average in Cornwall ... like I said, my boys a > > typical Cornish baby boy. Gonna be a rugby player. > > Congratulations showered him from all around, amid > > many exclamations of WOW! One woman actually > > fainted due to sympathy pains. > > > > Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender > > says, Say, arent you the father of that typical Cornish > > baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? > > Everybodys been making bets about how big hed be in > > two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now? > > > > > > The proud father answers, Twenty pounds. > > The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little > > suspicious. What happened? He already weighed 25 > > pounds the day he was born! > > > > The Cornishman takes a slow swig of his Doom Bar Bitter Beer, > > wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender > > and proudly says, Had him circumcised...
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 10:35:40 +0000
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