A Forest fan is drinking in a Derby bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Nottinghamshire baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Forest fan just shrugs and replies, Thats about average in Notts... like I said, my boys a typical Nottinghamshire baby boy. Gonna be a football player . Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of WOW! One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, Say, arent you the father of that typical Nottinghamshire baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybodys been making bets about how big hed be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now? The proud father answers, Twenty pounds. The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born! The Notts man takes a slow swig of his pint, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, Had him circumcised... :-)
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 12:03:25 +0000
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