A Gift from a Friend Tonight lol It was that magic night, the only one of the year. When The armed and polite, wake to find brand new gear. Saint Matthew, riding his magic millipede all through the land. Making sure all the good girls and boys had AKs in their hands. I decided to peek on him, it was a dare. I waited quietly at the top of the stairs He kicked down my door. Dressed Head to toe in black. Shouting Marine Corps! With gifts in his mail sack. Cookies and milk? Not for this man. Leave him whiskey and Gatorade in a can. He was placing the gifts, I waited with glee. As he then kicked my dog and Pissed on my tree. (I must have been very good this year!) I made a sound and he was on me like the wind. He had a cigar in his mouth and a CZ under my chin. I pissed a little, I was scared to death! But I stood firm, It might be a test! To my relief he smiled, and Draped a length of kielbasa around my neck. I was so happy with my new friend. We laughed, But it was only for a sec. He puffed his cigar and before I could Shout. He grabbed the ends of the sausage and choked me out. I struggled to stay conscious. And I fought back. He kept telling me shh. Until I went slack. I awoke with a shiver, as cold air blew in from the yard. I can see he knocked over my trash cans and torched my car. Then I saw by my side, a gift wrapped with a label showing it was for me. I unwrapped my new RPG-7 Launcher, and was happy as can be.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Jun 2013 05:34:18 +0000