A Girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL : Have you come to collect your book titled DADDY IS HOME? by James Ngozi. BOY : No, I want the one called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU? GIRL : I dont have that one... maybe you should take the other one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Mfundi Mvudla. BOY : Fine, but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS while coming to school... GIRL : I will also bring this one too, I WONT LET YOU DOWN by Sipho Mbuli. Then DAD says : These are too many books, will he read all of them? GIRL : Yes dad, he is very smart. DAD: Okay,dont forget to give him the one on the table titled I AM NOT STUPID,I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning titled IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by Sompisi!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 08:42:45 +0000