A KIDS REVIEW (BELOW) OF MY FAVORITE BAND PEARL JAM...TOO FUNNY I FEEL SO OLD AND 1993 SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY.. I GUESS I AM NOT TOO HIP EITHER TO THE YOUNG KIDS... This new album came in the mail. (My dad still buys music.)And he is reenergized with Pearl Jam love. Its almost unbearable. He had a listening party at his house with all of his friends. They think they know a lot about music because they are into Pearl Jam. Try to pass it off on me...its pathetic. They all got drunk and I went upstairs to surf the net. They all started playing their favorite Pearl Jam songs. Daughter came on and they all sang it at the top of their lungs. So pathetic....Its a horrible song. Who writes songs about people with learning disabilities? Yo. I got this sweet song. Its about a girl with LD. Cool. Not. And here are these grown men singing about this... Why? I cant even fathom. The song is so wack. It must give them something missing in their lives. They partied all night. It was their Wild Hogs moment. I hope they had fun. When I woke up in the morning, I head music coming from the bathroom downstairs. I walked by and saw my father standing in front of the mirror with a radio on singing Nothing Man as he stared at himself. WTF? Its just been absolutely terrible. And my dad started liking Pearl Jam in 1993. For 20 years they have been his favorite band. He really doesnt listen to anything else. He may listen to some U2, Tom Petty, Led Zeppelin, or Black Crows...but 95% of the time its Pearl Jam. I usually get bored of band after a couple of months. I like to explore and taste the world. Not my dad. Pearl Jam forever. When I was a baby, I didnt even like music. I would cry when the teacher started to play the piano for sing alongs in kindergarten. I thought she would start Yarllling and Grunting and Growiling. It took years of reconditioning for my ears to accept music. All because my dad wouldnt stop listing to dumb Pearl Jam. So. If you like Pearl Jam, buy this album. It will fulfill you delusion. Have fun with it. Run with it. Pearl Jam for life. I dont care. I love my dad. Hes been pretty cool to me and my mom and sister. Im pretty lucky. I wish he would give Pearl Jam a rest tough because, inadvertently I end up listening to way more Pearl Jam then is ever needed. And their bland, faux rock and roll dulls my world. And makes me seasick. I just wish he were into cooler music.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Nov 2013 02:00:03 +0000
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