A Leeds United fan was digging at the bottom of his garden, and he unearths an old green bottle. As it’s very dirty from being in the ground, and because it looks old and possibly valuable, he gets a rag and starts to rub it clean. All of a sudden, there’s a big cloud of smoke from the neck of the bottle, and out pops this great big Genie. “Greetings!” says the Genie. ”As you have summoned me, I must grant you three wishes.” “Great!” says the Leeds fan. ”Can I make my wishes now?” “You may,” says the Genie, “But be warned: anything you wish for, every Man Utd fan in the world will receive, but twofold. So if you wish for a million pounds, every Man U fan gets 2 million, if you ask for a mansion, they all get two mansions, and so on.” “Hmmmm,” says the Leeds fan. “Well, that’s a bit of a downer, but what the heck – I’m not petty. If I’m getting three wishes, I don’t care if they all get double.” “Very well,” says the Genie. ”Make your first wish!” “I wish for £10 million in my bank account.” says the Leeds fan. “Granted!!” says the Genie. “But remember, that means every Man U fan gets £20 million.” “That’s OK, good luck to them,” the Leeds fan smiles. ”My second wish is for a 25 bedroom mansion in 40 acres of parkland with a lake with an island in it, and all furnished with no regard for expense.” “Your wish is granted,” says the Genie, “But remember…” “I know, I know – all the scummers get two mansions, that’s fine!” says the Leeds fan. “Can I make my third and final wish?” “You may,” says the Genie. ”Just remember the ‘Double’ rule.” “I’ve remembered,” says the Leeds United fan. “For my third wish, I would like to donate a kidney.”
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 15:45:42 +0000
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