A Lozi man, a bemba man and a tonga man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The King told each of them 2 go deep into the forest and get ten fruits of the same kind. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The lozi man came back and brought 10 apples. Then the king said, You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The bemba man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king said that he has 2 swallow without any expressin on the face, he thought to himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Lozi man and bemba man met in heaven and the Lozi man asked, Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial. The bemba man replied, I couldnt help it, when I saw the tonga man coming with Watermelons!
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 16:48:58 +0000
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