A Married man Went for Confession, and Said To His Priest; Man: I Almost Had An Affair With Another Woman. Priest: What Do You Mean, Almost? Man: Well, We Got Undressed And Rubbed Together, But Then I Stopped myself. Priest: Rubbing Together Is The Same As Putting It In. You are Not To See That Woman Again. For Your Penance, Say Five Hail Mary’s And Put N5000 In The Poor Box. The man Left The Confessional, Said His Prayers, And Then Walked Over To The Poor Box. He Paused For A Moment And Then Started To Leave. The Priest, Who Was Watching, Quickly Ran Over To Him and said; I Saw That you Didn’t Put Any Money In The Poor Box!. The man Replied; Yes, But I Rubbed The N5000 On The Box, And According To You, That is The Same As Putting It In! LIKE + COMMENT + SHARE THIS JOKE...
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 15:52:56 +0000
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