A NIGHT IN THE BAR: Bartender Matome : Who Are You? Ive never seen you before... Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink ... Bartender Matome : What kind of Job? Man: Well. I am a Consultant. Bartender Matome : Whats that? Man: Its a logical thinker. Bartender Matome : Logical Think, what? Man: Let me explain it with an Example. Do you have a dog? Bartender Matome : Yes! Man: That means you love animals Bartender Matome : True! Man: That mean you love your kids too. Bartender Matome : Yes True! Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married. Bartender Matome : Very True! Man: You love your Kids. You are still married, means you have a beautiful Wife. Bartender Matome : Amazing man! How do you know all these? Man: Thats logical thinking now you are married to a lady, so you are not Gay! Bartender Matome : Impressive! Man: Time to leave. Bye! (About 20 mins, later the Bartenders Boss Comes) Bartender Matome : Boss, you know I met a Consultant today. Boss : Consultant!!Whats that?? Bartender Matome : A logical thinker. Boss : Logical what?? Bartender Matome : Ill explain it with an Example Boss: Okay! Bartender Matome : Do you have a DOG? Boss: No! Bartender Matome : That means you are Gay! 1 word 4 Matome . Dont forget to join this page THE LORD IS MY SHERPARD ® and also invite ur frds if u are already a member. Join jokes page to JOKES Updates®by admin #Mbula.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 19:05:29 +0000
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