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.A Newfie was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. I want you to eat regulaly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Newfie retuned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds. Why, thats amazing, the doctor said, did you follow my instructions? The Newfie nodded. Ill tell you though, be jaesuz, I taut I were gonna drop dead on dat tird day. From the hunger? the doctor asked. No, from the f====== skippin.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 23:04:44 +0000

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