A Poem for Katherine Reynolds Birthday... For it is Katherines birthday, a young kitty kat And when I call her at 3 pm shes usually taking a nap Shes never hungover the next day, shes just always sick Certainly not the 47 cherry bombs and vodkas shots the night before that she mixed... We get lunch together almost every single day, you love your Porta pizza Eventhough when I go home it gives me a case of the diarrhea Its funny how you have a vehicle, yet I always get suckered into driving Even when I nearly always kill us, were just better off bike riding I bring you Joes Deli and Mikes subs on a whim Youre on my ongoing tab that you owe me, which maybe one day youll pay me Im convinced Were good partners behind the bar, eventhough you get in my way Next time on your side of the bar and in your corner you will stay! You love your big stupid dogs, as they poop and shed all over the place And you love taking snapchats of their stupid doggy faces And drunk dancing on the bar youve made and art form out of And all Im thinking is that 10 drinks prior I should have cut you off But its all in good fun, this is for sure Weve had lots of drunken antics, which is why you punch me and call me a slut and a whore But a good friend you are, this can be said Theres nothing Id take back, certainly no regrets Youre always there for me, always by my side One of the few girls whom I can actually confide So happy birthday little Reynolds You bar-top dancing, making it rain in singles, dog loving cherry bomb queen So many drunk antics that have come and go and so many more yet to be seen Happy birthday!
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 17:25:17 +0000
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