A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the 1st blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? The first blonde answers Thats easy, well catch him fast because he only has one eye The policeman says Well...Uh.. thats because the picture shows his profile Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asked her This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says Ha! Hed be easy to catch because he only has one ear! The policeman angrily responds, Whats the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and ear are showing because its a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with? Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? He adds quickly ....think hard before giving a stupid answer The Blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says HMMMM... the suspect is wearing contact lenses. The policeman is surprised and speechless, because he really doesnt know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. Well, that is a good answer.. wait here for a few minutes while I check his file, and Ill get back to you on that He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspects file in his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. WoW! I cant believe it...its TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contacts lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? Thats easy the blonde replied. He cant wear glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 11:50:06 +0000
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