A Redneck goes into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up in surprise. Meanwhile, bartender comes up and asks, You aint from around here, are you... where are you from, boy? The Redneck says, Im from Iowa. The bartender asks, What the hell you do in Iowa? The Redneck responds, Im a taxidermist. The bartender asks, A taxidermist... now just what the hell is a taxidermist? The Redneck answers, I mount animals. The bartender grins and shouts out, Its OK boys, hes one of us!
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 05:52:49 +0000
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