A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestlers trainer came to him and said Now, dont forget all the research weve done on this Russian. Hes never lost a match because of this pretzel hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, youre finished. The Irishman nodded in acknowledgement. As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.. He couldnt watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before! The wrestler answered Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. The trainer exclaimed Thats what finished him off? Not really. Youd be amazed at the surge in strength you get when you bite your own nuts.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 20:12:23 +0000
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