A STORE THAT SELLS HUSBANDS: A store that sells husband has just opened in Abuja where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however,a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor,but if you go up a floor you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1- These men have jobs . The woman reads the sign and says to herself,well, thats better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder whats further up? so she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2- these men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself,Thats great, but i wonder whats further up? and up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3- these men haue jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. hmmm, better she says. but i wonder whats upstairs? The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4- these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. wow! exclaims the woman, very tempting. BUT,there must be more further up! And again she heads up another flight. The fift floor sign reads: Floor 5- These men have jobs, loves kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. oh, mercy me! But just think...... What must be awaiting me further on? so up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6- You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exist solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Imagine the number of women that end up in this floor. What do u think will happen to the women in this floor?
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 13:32:46 +0000
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