A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.” An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.” A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says: “Make me one with everything”. What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder. Never trust an atom. They make up everything. A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread. :D
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 04:00:52 +0000
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