A True Story I was dancing with this woman at the VFWer one night of all places back in my single days. This lady and I seemed to have gotten romantic together after a few dances. I told her that I liked her because she was so smart and stuff like that. We began to look at each other all googly eyed and junk! There was Looove in the air. Every sight and every sound. She was so serious about furthering our new-found feelings that she felt compelled to confide in me something that she felt as though I should know. She said Paul…there is something that I must tell you before we go any further…..”yes lovee” I said with serious eyes and a half grin……… “I have three breasts” she said. I conjured up a fake laugh that was pretty convincing and when I looked at her she wasn’t laughing…… Back pedaling I said “REALLY?” she said YES… Hmmmmmm I didnt know what to think or to say. So I said “OK…That’s alright with me…I’m fine with that.” She said “Paul…you have to promise me that when you see them, you won’t laugh at me” I said “Baby I’d never laugh at you..I’m not like that don’t chew know” Her serious look turned to a smile of relief. She grabbed my hand and said “Baby let’s dance” We were slow dancing and holding each other tight…I must say, I was a little freaked out and wasnt sure if this girl was kidding me or what. She sure acted like she was serious. Well, as we were dancing she got this passionate look on her face, she pushed herself away from me and she said “Paul” I didnt want to look at her but after a few seconds I had to and I did. She looked down at her chest and she pulled her shirt outwardly and there they were….THREE of them….two of them were normal and the third one was smaller and positioned directly in the middle. Those three puppies had me speechless for the first time in my life. Not thinking about my promise…Out of nowhere I busted out laughing just for a split second not thinking about how I might make her feel and I immediately stopped. Her face got RED and she looked like she was spawned by Lucifer himself. She came at me…..Threw her arm up and tried to Pee on me!!!!!!! That’s not really a true story but that’s how I set it up…right???? (it is much funnier when I can act it out...haha) That was my Best Friend Ron Leclerc’s favorite story or joke that I shared with him shortly after we first met. He brought it up many times over the last 12 years and we would laugh every time. I will be heading to Baton Rouge in a couple of days to put my friend to rest. He was somewhat of a celebrity around the Baton Rouge and New Orleans area. Not only because he made many TV commercials over the years but you just knew that there was something special about this man. Of my friend Ron, he was a true gentleman in every sense of the word. He would pamper you if he loved you. He was always thinking about how to make your experience (any experience) better, joyous and more comfortable. Of my friend Ron, he was the most sincere and passionate person I have ever known. He was my best man at my wedding in Vegas a few years ago. He made sure that every little detail was taken care of with precision and thought throughout the entire trip. He made it his mission that I had the best experience in my life and he succeeded. Hell, he wouldnt even let me pay for anything. Of my friend Ron, he was the perfect example of loyalty to the people he loved. He was a special husband, father and grandfather. Of my friend Ron, his biggest gift to me is what he taught me about being a true friend. That it is never too late to find that friend. That you didnt have to grow up with someone to find special people in your life. He has left me with the desire to be as good of a friend to others as he was to me. I will miss you Ron Leclerc!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 23:29:59 +0000
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