A Variety of Funny Monday Quotes -- I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if Im in a cabinet meeting. Ronald Reagan -- If you look like your passport picture, you probably needed the weekend trip. -- This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. -- I went to the doctors the other day and I said, have you got anything for wind? So he gave me a kite. Tommy Cooper -- Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one. Spike Milligan
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