“A View from the Lovely Blue Sectional sofa….” Welcome back to another exciting episode of...OOPS, DID I SAY THAT??? Campers...Welcome back to another exciting episode of...OOPS, DID I SAY THAT??? Yes, here on the August 6th taping of “Opps, Did I Say That???? We have had a fun packed show of dinar predictions bloopers....that...tonights distinguished panel of self-proclaimed leaders in the dark, mastery of frying up some of the meanest snake oil whoppers this side of the Ohio River… On tonight’s panel we have the dean…the grand pappy of all the great dinar tale spinners and the three time winner of the Buckeye State’s prized snake oil fry cook of the year…Yes, none other than our resident blooper award winner… LITTLE FRANKIE minus his jolly wingnut brain trust…who just recently…correct me if I am wrong…you were just was demoted (by the town folks) from St Frankie all the way down the guru chain to Little Frankie for being caught…one too many times having had to say… {The audience shouts out with the host} “OPPS DID I SAY THAT???” AND…LITTLE FRANKIE… WHAT DID YA SAYZ on AS LATE AS THE 3rd of August….???? Did you not tell everyone…heard by all ten people on your pay-per-view conference call: “…Wed the 4th it will be announced. The UN tells us that on the 4th they will remove Iraq from Charter 7 (yes) Charter 7; how could you predict from last week what was to happen on the 4th (in the future) when the prerequisites for that to happen are not evident to us…” Well Little Frankie…what ya say now…do you now say: {The audience shouts out with the host} “OPPS DID I SAY THAT???” Also on tonight’s panel…We introduce…D_E-L-T-A DAWN!!!!! {The Audience cheers and chants D-E-L-T-A…DELTA)… Delta Dawn what’s that new dress you got on? Well… Delta will not be talking for herself tonight but all of her answers will be supplied by little Frankie – as she is not really here at all… {The audience shouts out with the host} “OPPS DID I SAY THAT???” AND…LITTLE FRANKIE…WHAT DID YA SAY for Delta Dawn on (AS LATE AS) THE 3rd of August….???? Did you not tell everyone…heard by all ten people on your pay-per-view conference call: “DELTA FEELS TOMORROW WED WE WILL HAVE CHARTER 7 AND THE CURRENCY RATE; IF THEY WAIT TILL AFTER RAMADAN THERE IS NO MONEY AT ALL THIS COULD BE DISASTROUS FOR THE PEOPLE THERE IF THEY CANT BUY GIFTS FOR THEIR GOD…” Well Little Frankie…what ya say now for Delta dawn…do you now say: {The audience shouts out with the host} “OPPS DID I SAY THAT???” {Twenty minutes later…} OK…The audience has voted and TONIGHT”S WINNER IS…. {drum roll…the crowd gasps for breathe) Tonight’s winner and again champion of the August 6th “OPPS DID I SAY THAT???” issssssss……. {The audience shouts out with the host} LITTTTLE FRANKIEEEEE! NOTE: Actually our only contestant was little Frankie, he made up Delta Dawn… what wonderful, creative twist there; little Frankie!!! On tomorrow’s episode of “OPPS DID I SAY THAT???” our all-time winning champ will return to face off another make believe character…DICK CHANNEY! AND…Little Frankie will say: “A 1000 (well actual just ten…as the jolly wingnuts keep logging in under various user names and ip proxies) witnesses heard this and Ramadan kicks off on the 11th if it turns out that way I am taking you to an island in the pacific biggest slices of the Kahlua pig at the Laui the beauty of it all THIS WILL ALL BE OVER BY JANUARY 1, 2011 so hang on family there is NO money left for Iraqis to buy food for Ramadan at all this has to happen now Ramadan requires dinar to be donated as an offering!”
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