A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts & one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walks into d Managers office asking to be employed. The manager tried to figure out how he could drive ds man away but couldnt come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give d man a glass of wine, he takes a sip & said Its red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in a steel containers. Thats correct! The manager exclaimed, well give him another one lets see. So he was giving, he takes a sip again & said Its red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels Incredible! said d manager. Now d manager went closer to d secretary & whispered to her saying go get some of ur urine in a cup lets see if he will get dat. So d man was given the cup of urine,he takes a sip, turns to d manager & said Female urine, 26years old, 2 weeks pregnant & if im not giving dis job, sir i will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 19:10:53 +0000
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