A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming >> from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her >> husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. >> >> Whats up? she asks. >> >> Im having a heart attack, cries the husband. >> >> The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as shes >> dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, Mommy! Mommy! >> Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and shes got no clothes on! >> >> The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, >> right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. >> >> Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. >> >> You rotten bxxxx , she screams. >> My husbands having a heart attack, and youre running around >> naked scaring the kids!!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 22:52:52 +0000