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A burglar recently broke into a house in the middle of the night. He heard a soft voice whisper "Jesus is watching you". With his flashlight, he only found a parrot, so he asked, "Was that you?" The parrot replied, "Yes, Jesus is watching you". Flippantly, the burglar asked the parrot his name. The parrot replied "Moses". The burglar resumed his search for valuables as he thought out loud "Who names their parrot Moses?". The parrot replied, "The same people who name their pit bull- Jesus".
Posted on: Sun, 14 Jul 2013 13:51:06 +0000

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