A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won`t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ``I have a question to ask you but I don`t want to offend you. She answers, `My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you`re as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I`m sure that there`s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.`` ``Well, I`ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.`` She responds, ``Well, let`s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic.`` The cab driver is very excited and says, ``Yes, I am single and I`m Catholic too!`` The nun says ``OK, pull into the next alley.`` He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ``My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?`` ``Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I`m married and I`m Jewish.`` The nun says, ``That`s OK, my name is Kevin and I`m on my way to a Halloween party.``
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 08:10:23 +0000
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