A couple go on an adventure holiday to Ireland. While they are there they deside to try a bit of wind surfing but the woman gets swept out to sea and is lost. The next day the Irish Police go to see the Distraught Husband and tell him they have some bad news and some good news and some very good news about his lost Wife. So the Man says tell me the bad news first . I,m very sorry but we have found the dead body of your Wife but we do have some good news ?. The man wipes away his tears and asks What is the good news then . Well when we pulled her body up it had 6 Lobsters and 6 Crabs clinging to it said the Irish Policeman. The man stares at them and says If thats the fookin Good News then what the hell is the fookin Great News ?. The Irish Policeman smiles and says We are going to bring your wifes body up again tomorrow . hehehe.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 22:36:24 +0000
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