A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: . Wife: Is that Bret Lee . Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. . Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. . Husband: He does not have an actor brother . Wife: What about Bruce Lee . Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian . Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. . Husband: No. It is called action replay. . Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. . Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta . Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter. . Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. . Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? . Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? . Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. . Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over? . Wife: How many runs to win? . Husband: 72 in 36 balls . Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball . Husband turns off the TV. . Wife turns it on and watches ‘Zidagi Gulzaar hai’ Husband: Who is this KAshaF? . Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me . . Lolz ROFL :D :v :p :o :D Faisal Habib Ktk
Posted on: Fri, 19 Jul 2013 09:57:06 +0000
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