A couple watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. Today Its Mumbai vs Kolkatta Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? why is it free? Husband: :( Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV . Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ 😅😅😅 Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Your mother. Don’t you dare disturb me. Husband: :( :( :( Courtesy: #rajnikant_jokes
Posted on: Thu, 01 May 2014 05:12:18 +0000