A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was fundraising for Democratic candidates for Congress. When Obama was informed that the cowboy was from George Bushs state, he started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was bloviating, he was swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, Ya havin a problem with them circle flies? Obama said, Well, yes, if thats what theyre called, but Ive never heard of circle flies. Well, ya see the cowboy replies, Circle flies hang around ranches. Theyre called circle flies because theyre almost always found circling around the ass end of a horse. Oh, Obama replies and goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, Are you calling me a horses ass? Oh hell no, the cowboy replies, I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horses ass. Well, Im glad you made that perfectly clear, Obama responds and begins rambling on once more. After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, Hard to fool them flies, though.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 04:24:42 +0000
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