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A cucumber, a onion & a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said when I get big & hard they chop me up & toss me in a salad.. The onion says you get it easy when I get big & hard they skin me & drown me in vinegar...The penis says thats nothing compared to what I go thru when I get big & hard, they put a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a small, warm, damp cave & keep banging my head until I throw up & faint !! =))•´¨) ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨) =)) ¸¸.•´=D(¸.•´(¸.• =)) ⌣̊┈̥-̶̶̯̥͡(*)Łό̲̣̣ł
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 22:25:00 +0000

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