A cucumber, an onion & a penis were talking about life. Cucumber: When I get big & hard they chop me up & toss me in a salad. Onion: You got it easy mate, when I get big & hard they skin me & drown me in vinegar. Penis: Lads, thats nothing compared to what I go thru when I get big & hard, they put a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a small, warm, damp cave & keep banging my head until I throw up & faint
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 07:39:00 +0000
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