A day at the races. HAY friends, the big race is in town. HORSE SENSE is on vacation this weekend. I heard them saying its gonna be wild. DAM! This is gonna be a MOTHER OF A HORSE race. Pity I wont be there to see it. With all the beauty and booty that will be on display, it wont be FURLONG before hearts of men start to gallop. FILLY-NGS of love but mostly lust will be the order of the day . If they do I hope they dont STIRRUP unnecessary chaos and ruin the big day. My MANE concern is for the people in STABLE relationships. I suggest they put HORSE BLINDERS on their partners. Im just JOCKEY-NG, thats my HANDICAP, Im too analytical, I even forgot that this is just a horse race. Maybe I should just PICK 6 and play the lottery, and leave the fashion and horse racing fundis to enjoy their weekend. My job is DUN here!!
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 11:17:20 +0000
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